Loerb’s World Summer 2012

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With September almost over, we around DSNY at this time of the year consider this a very special time, as we say goodbye to Summer the kids are back to school and we at DSNY start the insanity train a rolling (Choo-Choo).

This is the time of year when we start putting everything together for the upcoming Night Plow season which starts on November 12, for us. Why a holiday to start, is beyond me, there must be a logical reason.

And this is the time to get a good laugh in before the insanity begins, and that is what Loerb’s World does for me, gives me a little look at this world from others eyes in a good way, tycl. 

Before updating my status l always test it on my wife first. If she rolls her eyes and leaves the room, l know it has potential.

I have never once looked at a security guard and thought “I feel totally safe with that guy on the job” 

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most birthdays live the longest.

So, …. we can put laser-equipped robots on Mars, but wrinkled dollar bills still don’t work in vending machines?

I hate vans. Nothing good ever comes out of them. Kidnappers… Terrorists…Undercover Cops…. Soccer moms.

The problem with this generation boils down to: Their cartoons suck.

Actually,,, The quickest way to fix that annoying noise in your car is to just open the door……… and push her/him out. edited:)sr

Taking into account that Iron Man and Batman’s super powers are being super rich and smart, makes me really disappointed with Bill Gates.

Ladies, … if a man said he’ll fix it, he will. So calm down. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

The NASA robot “Curiosity” landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN, Beer and Porn, … making it very clear that men are not from Mars. 

BEST ADVICE:
Be happy in front of people who don’t like you, it kills them on the inside. 

If we put pictures of lost kids on beer cans instead of milk cartons, we’d find them in about 15 minutes.

You call it lazy, I call it selective participation.

The Wife left a note on the fridge “IT’S NOT WORKING, I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE , I’M GOING TO MOTHERS ” I opened the fridge, the light came on, The Beer was Cold,,, What the Hell is she talking about !?!?

Hey Vegas, your slogan is bullsh!t” – Prince Harry 

English: Prince Harry at a 2009 charity match ...

English: Prince Harry at a 2009 charity match at , London. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

I would tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you everyday. Hell Boy

If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I would never be bored again. 

I love ebay… I’ve sold my homing pigeon 8 times in the past month!

Hey God, I know everything we go through in life is a test. Would you please test me to see if I could handle being rich? 

So it’s official, Tom cruise has lost custody of Katie Holmes. Hit with Brick

You know those orange cones they put on the highway for you to knock down? I just beat my high score last night! 

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